by the Rev. Rich Heinz

A new sectional topic at Amen has been leaked. We have just confirmed that Anakin Skywalker (the former Darth Vader) will host a catechesis sectional entitled: “What is Thy Bidding, My Master: Genuflection and the Art of Body Language in Prayer.”

Skywalker, who made a Power Point appearance at For You in Minneapolis in Pastor Rich Heinz’s “The Gospel in Star Wars,” readily agreed to return. Furthermore, Skywalker maintains that Pastor Heinz’s t-shirt is indeed correct (“Vader was framed.”)

The possibility remains that he will teach a second sectional: “Meditation Pod or Kneeler: Appropriate Liturgical Furnishings.”

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